اجمل الحلوين
ياخ انت بتمشي وين:)

سؤال مهم







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بس لو ذكرتيني ..

انا ذاتو منو!؟
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يا اميرى
ما تبقى لخبات ساى
البت دايرة مجدى looool;)

اياك يا ام التيمان تقلبي الميم واو:p
خليك في مجدي دا:)


انتي مجدي دا منو:)

صباحك شذي الازهار

Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'

يا ريت من أول وريتنا إنك يمكن تتأخر يوم
كان غايتو اطمنا شوية
وبحرك ياليل ما طفّنا نجوم
بيقولوا الغائب عزرو معاه
وفي غيابك يا ما نشيل اللوم
‎:L

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel."

"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents."

"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37."

"Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

سودان الإنقاص بيطوع الهزبر
وبروق الإعصار
:(

مش بالله كويس المشآ هناك.
أهو لرب ضارة نفع
:eek::eek:

اميري دا مابطوعوا الا مطوعين السعودية
صباح النور عليك ياود بدري

TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
:)HAROLD : A teacher

TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!