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X- Why does a man have a clear conscience?0
Because it's never used. 0
X- Why are men so happy? 0
Because ignorance is bliss. 0
X- Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? 0
Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there. 0
X- If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time,who would reach the ground first? 0
The woman, the man would get lost. 0
X- How are men like commercials? 0
You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 60 seconds. 0
X- How do men exercise at the beach? 0
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a bikini. 0
X- What do you call a man with half a brain? 0
Gifted. 0
X- What's the difference between government bonds and men? 0
Bonds mature. 0
X- What did God say after creating man? 0
I can do better. 0
X- What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 0
(1) No mind. . . . (2) No business. 0
X- What do you call an intelligent man in America? 0
A tourist. 0
X- If men got pregnant .... Psychiatric Services and serious pain killers would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows. 0
X- Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? 0
He had it bronzed. 0
X- What is gross stupidity? 0
144 men in one room. 0
X- How many men does it take to pop popcorn? 0
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove. 0
X- How do men sort their laundry? 0
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable." 0
X- Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it. 0
X- What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife? 0
Pulling the sheets over her head and saying, "Great chili, Babe!" 0
X- A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?0
Dating children. 0
X- What should you give a man who has everything? 0
A woman to show him how to work it. 0
X- Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? 0
To stop the snoring before it starts. 0
X- Why don't men have mid-life crises? 0
They stay stuck in adolescence. 0
X- How does a man show he's planning for the future? 0
He buys two cases of beer instead of one. 0
X- How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? 0
At the circus the clowns don't talk. 0
X- What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? 0
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 0
X- What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? 0
Exchange him. 0
X- Why do bachelors like smart women? 0
Opposites attract. 0
X- Why are husbands like lawn mowers? 0
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time. 0
X- What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? 0
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. 0
X- What is the thinnest book in the world? 0
What Men Know About Women. 0
By anisha
Published: 3/21/2002
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